Monday, August 14, 2006

That's Mr Big Stuff to You!

I’ve been posting on this blog for almost a year now and no one pays any attention. But I make a single reference to the enormity of my phallus and suddenly everyone thinks I’m a comedic genius on loan from God! But did it occur to anyone that that was not supposed to be a joke? One of the few positives of being a black male today is the luxury of having one’s genitalia likened to that of certain members of the equine family…so please don’t take that away from me!

(And now that I’ve pushed the struggle against racial stereotyping back 40 years I can return to working on my college-level math problemset....Damn, where’s an Asian when you need one?).

7 comments:

Chief Scientist said...

Asians have big genitals too? Imagine what it must be like being an asian scientist.

L>T said...

Whatever. I think it's a myth. can you point to one legit study proving that black mens penises as a general rule are disproportionatly larger then anyone elses?

Nubian Nerd said...

To be honest L>T, I didn’t want to resort to this, but perhaps I should point out that I’m a professional analytic philosopher, and as such, I’m an authority when it comes to genitalia, especially my own (not to mention that I’ve been living in sin with my own right hand for the last five years). I believe that’s pretty much all the scientific proof you need!

L>T said...

Hmmm well, O.K. to that... I can only quote Pee Wee Herman; "So are you but what am I?"

Anonymous said...

STOP ALL THIS TALK ABOUT PENIS SIZES, honestly all I want is for you to give me some measurements or better yet - post a bloody picture.

Let me be the judge of this.

L>T said...

Yes, let's stop beating around the bush. I have a large screen.

L>T said...

hey, what happened to the werewolf post? that was funny.