Hey Ladies, I’m the answer to your prayers…literally!
Between ages: 19-23
Aramaic, Hebrew, Spanglish
A few extra pounds (after the resurrection, it was pretty much down hill)
Formerly Jewish (recent convert to Scientology)
Exercise Exorcise habits:
3-4 demons per week (usually into a nearby herd of pigs)
Loaves and fish
Social drinker, mostly at weddings
The chronic baby (how do you think I came up with all those awesome parables)!
Dining out, Walking on water, Movies and art exhibits, Looking fabulous, Being thanked by gangsta-rappers at award shows.
Favourite TV Shows:
Rescue Me, Smallville, House (I guess you could say I have a bit of a saviour complex)
Carpenter, the Alpha and Omega, part-time White-house advisor
With roommates (St Peter, Moses, and my pet lama Mr. Diddles)
Something you don’t know about me:
The ‘H’ in my name stands for ‘Henry’.
What I’m Looking For:
After my short stint in rehab, I’m finally off the painkillers and ready to settle down with that special someone. What am I looking for? Well, the last woman I dated turned out to be a prostitute (that's rigth lil' miss Magdalene, I know all about your little late night "prayer sessions"), so I wouldn’t say the bar is exactly high. I just want a woman who is confident, mature, independent, and open-minded sexually. Between answering thousands of prayers, managing my dad’s furniture store, and working alongside President Bush to make the world a full colour-value safer, I’m really quite busy. But I also know that all work and no play makes JC a dull deity. Consequently, I’m looking for someone fun and adventurous who could add a little spice to my life. And to Gabriel and the other playa-hating angels who said JC has no game, all I have to say is: yes, my milkshake is better than yours!