Wednesday, September 28, 2005

A Day in the Life of a Philosopher

Today my self-esteem hit an all time low when my logic professor proved that I didn’t exist. I’m quite distressed. Perhaps this explains why my jeans are so loose-fitting. What’s equally upsetting is that I learned that non-existence does not exempt one from local and federal taxes. But if anything could be said for my new status, it is that I now belong to same category as many famous non-entities—such as unicorns, Bigfoot and US military intelligence.


Sexytrinilady said...

nice picture, from a non entity though.

Nubian Nerd said...

It's sad but true; my Being has finally been reduced to the same status as my sex-life.