tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18399150.post117044587069738123..comments2023-06-11T16:54:49.456+01:00Comments on Mescaline Visions 4.0 (Beta): Why God Hates MeNubian Nerdhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13442829120441032193noreply@blogger.comBlogger11125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18399150.post-26792919657079364702007-12-02T22:30:00.000+00:002007-12-02T22:30:00.000+00:00Is there really such a thing as professional onani...Is there really such a thing as professional onanism? I think I'm totally qualified, and would love to get paid for it! <BR/><BR/>Jack HoffAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18399150.post-82506041897594683052007-03-31T18:31:00.000+01:002007-03-31T18:31:00.000+01:00Wow... just stubbled upon this blog with your usua...Wow... just stubbled upon this blog with your usual search of God Hates Me!!! and while I was originally searching out of self-pity (yuck, yuck, yuck) you guys had me laughing and knowing that while HE may tune to my channel for comedic relief (HE has a wicked sense of humor) I ain't the only one. So I'll take my loney days, fucked up ovaries, and incredibly creative self on with my day... Thanks ya'll....Golden29https://www.blogger.com/profile/11298358833390047428noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18399150.post-18383176587600430662007-02-11T19:33:00.000+00:002007-02-11T19:33:00.000+00:00Lizza,Locked away in my ivory tower I sometimes fo...Lizza,<BR/>Locked away in my ivory tower I sometimes forget that some people still regard these subjects as sacred. Oops. But don't blame me, it was all L>T's idea, the big atheist! Okay, so maybe I'm a “big atheist” too, but in truth I have absolutely nothing against the deity. (Though, between you and me, sometimes I think He could choose much better followers.)<BR/><BR/>BTW, why does everyone just want my mind? Now my body is jealous. I make a perfectly good boy-toy you know...and you don't even need to change my batteries every three months!<BR/><BR/>Turnbaby,<BR/>Yeah, I get that all the time. Thanks for dropping by. Mind if I add you to the list of chicks I love to blogger?Nubian Nerdhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13442829120441032193noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18399150.post-23597040833404962912007-02-11T16:30:00.000+00:002007-02-11T16:30:00.000+00:00Too tooHey wait--you're not Barack Obama!!Too too<BR/><BR/>Hey wait--you're not Barack Obama!!Liz Hillhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02112548452165588580noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18399150.post-26139476024146362072007-02-10T14:59:00.000+00:002007-02-10T14:59:00.000+00:00Good heavens, this sure is one irreverent tag.Love...Good heavens, this sure is one irreverent tag.<BR/><BR/>Loved both yours and Mist1's answers.<BR/><BR/>Also, can you spare me a few brain cells? Especially the ones responsible for that wicked sense of humor.Lizzahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02612798054079065399noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18399150.post-41876445134638776722007-02-07T01:40:00.000+00:002007-02-07T01:40:00.000+00:00Am completely smitten.
I do.Am completely smitten.<br /><br />I do.mist1https://www.blogger.com/profile/15225983360910803121noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18399150.post-1170738215004607132007-02-06T05:03:00.000+00:002007-02-06T05:03:00.000+00:00Hi there! sorry it took me a couple of days to get...Hi there! sorry it took me a couple of days to get to you...<BR/><BR/>Pretty damn funny! :) :) :)<BR/><BR/>I knew YOU could come up w/some good ones.<BR/><BR/>Mist1's were really damn good, too!<BR/><BR/>You guys kill me. :)<BR/><BR/>Damn is my new favorite word.concerned citizenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01935396158050893085noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18399150.post-1170670294698234522007-02-05T10:11:00.000+00:002007-02-05T10:11:00.000+00:00Somewhat scared to comment on here incase i sudden...Somewhat scared to comment on here incase i suddenly lose all my humor and end up sounding like a great big jerk.<BR/><BR/>God. Heh. <BR/><BR/>FunnyAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18399150.post-1170581133244410062007-02-04T09:25:00.000+00:002007-02-04T09:25:00.000+00:00Anonymous,I think that's the best compliment you c...Anonymous,<BR/>I think that's the best compliment you could give a cerebrally inclined bloke like myself...especially since I consider my brain my second favourite body organ!<BR/><BR/>Answer: Oh, and its actually the other way around. I've spent the last 27 odd years as God's dartboard. Now, I'm just returning the favour.<BR/><BR/><BR/>Ah Mist1,<BR/>You never disappoint. Incidentally, the above anonymous marriage proposal pretty much captures how I feel about your mind. What's that? You'll like me to have your body as well? Okay...if you insist.Nubian Nerdhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13442829120441032193noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18399150.post-1170479109758314542007-02-03T05:05:00.000+00:002007-02-03T05:05:00.000+00:00I have been meaning to propose to you for a while ...I have been meaning to propose to you for a while now, so here goes - Can I marry your mind? I mean seriously dude, I want to make babies with you brain cells, I promise I won't make the process complicated :-).<BR/><BR/>Question: Do yo ever think that maybe one day the Almighty will become tired of your shots and shoot back?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-18399150.post-1170476073318049152007-02-03T04:14:00.000+00:002007-02-03T04:14:00.000+00:00Thank you Sir, may I have another.Mind if I answer...Thank you Sir, may I have another.<BR/><BR/>Mind if I answer here? I didn't think so. G*d tolerates me. But if you catch Him in a foul mood, he'll tell you that He has a strong dislike for me for the following reasons:<BR/><BR/>1. I never should have called that girl "Chicken Wing," no matter how much her little deformed arm looked like one. I was a mean kid.<BR/><BR/>2. G*d does not approve of it when I scream out, "Oh G*d, f*ck me!" <BR/><BR/>3. Sitting in the snow in a bikini and claiming to be fundraising for literacy when really I just wanted vodka money is not a good Christian thing to do.<BR/><BR/>4. That whole incident with my best friend and her boyfriend was pretty bad. Well, the incident wasn't bad, but she didn't really appreciate it.<BR/><BR/>5. Mostly, G*d is just bitter that I've never hit on Him. I keep blowing off His advances, "I'm saving the best for last, Lord" I always tell him. Then I ask him to grant me sh*t like miracles and shoes and crap.mist1https://www.blogger.com/profile/15225983360910803121noreply@blogger.com